Monday, 13 June 2011

Prize winners and photos from the 2011 Beer Challenge

Another splendid day and another terrific turnout, with 15 beers in five different categories. I really hope you enjoyed it and many thanks to you all for yet another tremendous effort. You are a credit to the fine traditions of brewing and a towering example of can-do spirit.

Not only that, but we collectively raised £146 for disaster relief in Japan. That might not seem a lot when your country is ankle deep in radioactive seawater, but every little helps and thanks for your support.

Extra special thanks go to Hugo, our beer judge, a towering colossus of a man; Tony, the landlord of the Crown, a towering colossus of a Welshman; and Kate H, who narrowly escaped death in judging the ginger beer. She is neither towering, nor, according to our best intelligence, a man.

Happily we have full results this year, because although we did all get titanically drunk, someone less drunk than me remembered to pick them up. As usual, pics from the event are on Flickr (see link) and the placings are listed below. Cheers!


From left: Kate, Molly, Craig and Jen Hazledine (grand prix, label), Jaego, Richard and Jessame Cable (ginger beer, vintage), Hugo Anderson (judge), Oliver and Ben Smith (naturalised Brits) and Myles Willingale (freestyle, name)























Click here for the Flickrstream (photo gallery) of the event [LINK]
    (If you have any pics to share, send them to me and I'll add them to the gallery)

    Best beer (grand prix)
    Blind tasting letter included as key to the accompanying image.

    Hugo's notes: click to enlarge
    1. Supporter (Craig Hazledine) D
    2. Swing Low (Chris Greenwood) C
    3. Penthouse Porter (Steve Dobson) J
    = 4. Standard (Richard Cable) E
    = 4. Sith Pith (Richard Cable) F
    = 5. Bridge Over Troubled Porter (Richard Cable) G
    = 5. Tastes Like Cole (Sean Parry) O
    = 5. Coal (Big Gay Al Davis) H
    6. Pebbledasher (Chris Mesney) B
    7. Hugo Is (Not) Smashing (Kayte Cable) I
    8. Will's Morning Glory (Myles Willingale) A


    Best ginger beer

    1. Mack the Nipper (Jaego and Jessame Cable)
    = 2. Lillybell (Isabelle Willingale)
    = 2. Giner (Tom Willingale)*
    *Narrowly avoided disqualification for taking the judge's head off


    Best vintage

    1. Nutkin's Finger (Richard Cable)
    2. I Can't Believe It's Not Butter Beer (Kayte Cable)
    3. Beer (Sean Parry)
    4. No Thanks I'm Driving (Richard Cable)
    5. Romp of Runnymede (Big Gay Al Davis)*
    *Notably last year's Grand Prix winner


    Best name

    1. Will's Morning Glory (Myles Willingale)
    2. Bridge Over Troubled Porter (Richard Cable)
    3. Sith Pith (Richard Cable)
    = 4. Hugo Is (Not) Smashing (Kayte Cable)
    = 4. Supporter (Craig Hazledine)
    = 5. Tastes Like Cole (Sean Parry)
    = 5. Coal (Big Gay Al Davis)
    = 5. Swing Low (Chris Greenwood)
    6. Penthouse Porter (Steve Dobson)
    Unplaced: Standard (Richard Cable), Pebbledasher (Chris Mesney)


    Best label

    1. Supporter (Craig Hazledine)
    2. Sith Pith (Richard Cable)
    3. Bridge Over Troubled Porter (Richard Cable)
    4. Will's Morning Glory (Myles Willingale)
    = 5. Hugo Is (Not) Smashing (Kayte Cable)
    = 5. Penthouse Porter (Steve Dobson)
    = 5. Standard (Richard Cable)
    = 5. Coal (Big Gay Al Davis)
    Unplaced: Swing Low (Chris Greenwood), Tastes Like Cole (Sean Parry), Pebbledasher (Chris Mesney)


    Best freestyle

    1. Will's Morning Glory (Myles Willingale)

    Prize winners and photos from the 2010 Beer Challenge [LINK]
    Prize winners and photos from the 2009 Beer Challenge [LINK]

    Thursday, 17 March 2011

    Chertsey Beer Challenge for kids: Brew your own ginger beer!

    In a shameless bid to inveigle children into a love of brewing, boost attendance at the Chertsey Beer Challenge and thereby raise lots more money for disaster relief in Japan, we added a children's category: Brew your own ginger beer!

    The beers were judged on Best Beer, Best Label and Best Name, with medals for all competitors and trophies for gold, silver and bronze.

    The Recipe
    Courtesy of Mr Nigel Slater.

    Ingredients
    2 lemons
    50g grated fresh ginger
    2 whole cloves
    2 tsp cream of tartar
    200g sugar [Otter note: This is nowhere near enough sugar - you need to at least treble it if you want to make it drinkable]
    2.5 litres of boiling water
    1 sachet dried yeast

    Method
    Halve 2 lemons and put them into a large stainless-steel bowl with 50g grated fresh ginger, 2 whole cloves, 2 tsp cream of tartar and 200g sugar, then pour over 2.5 litres of boiling water. Leave to cool [to body temperature] then pour in a sachet of dried yeast. Cover with clingfilm and set aside overnight. Strain through muslin, then pour into clean bottles and screw on the caps. It should ready in 2 or 3 days.

    The trick
    Whatever you do, don't overfill the bottles unless you want a ginger beer explosion in the cellar. Use spotlessly clean bottles or jars, and open the screw cap once or twice to let out the gas. Make sure your ginger is new and firm so that it still has all its hot, citrus notes. Don't try and keep this beer for very long – it loses its fizz after a while.

    The twist
    To make your beer even more refreshing, tuck in a handful of lemon verbena leaves or a few sticks of bashed lemongrass. Suddenly the most old-fashioned drink will have a modern twist, a spritz of freshness.

    Happy brewing kiddos!

    Monday, 17 January 2011

    2011 Grand Prix Beer Recipe: Otter Porter

    Otter Porter (2011)

    This is the main competition beer recipe, named for the elusive Chertsey Otter. A porter is a good, strong dark beer originating in the East End of London. It's quite different from the standard ales we've brewed the last couple of years, falling somewhere between a bitter and a stout. And awesomely drinkable. Guvnah.



    The following recipe will make you 5 gallons - approximately 40 pints. The average cost of a homebrewed pint is about 75p. You know it makes sense.

    Ingredients

    These ingredients are available from any homebrew shop.


    1.8kg can of Pale Liquid Malt Extract (a gloopy brown syrup)
    1kg Dark Spraymalt (a brown powder that usually comes in 500g bags)
    500g of Crushed Crystal Malt (looks like muesli/gravel)
    300g of Chocolate Malt (looks like darker muesli/gravel)
    100g of Black Patent Malt (looks like black muesli/gravel)
    113g Goldings or Challenger Hops (hops come in bags of dried greenish leaves)
    50g of Fuggles Hops or Chertsey Hops if you have them.
    1 packet Ale Yeast - preferably Safale s-04 Dry Ale Yeast (comes in little 12g silver foil packs)
    2 teaspoons of Gypsum (an off-white, chalky powder)

    Also, you'll need either brewing sugar or bog standard caster sugar enough to add a teaspoon each to 40 bottles.

    Brewing Equipment


    You can beg, borrow or share a lot of this stuff with your friends.

    - 1 x Stockpot or similarly large saucepan (3 gallon)
    - 1 x 5 gallon Fermenting Bucket with Lid
    - 1 x Brewing Thermometer
    - 1 x Long Handled Spoon (stainless steel or heatproof plastic)
     - 1 x Brewing Bag for hops and crystal malt
    - 1 x Large Colander or Strainer (metal not plastic)
    - 1 x Siphon Tube
    - 1 x Funnel
    - 1 x Chlorine-based Sterilising Powder
     


    Bottling

    You will need bottles sufficient to hold 36 to 40 pints. Equipment listed is for glass bottles with crown caps, because they look great and your beer just tastes better coming out of them.


    - 40 x One Pint Bottles (you can either buy these new or recycle commercial ale bottles - these should be the robust, heavy duty type, i.e. Bombardier, not flimsy lager bottles that will blow up during fermentation)
    - 1 x 100 Crown Caps (cheapest to buy in bags of 100)
    - 1 x Crown Capper (a device that crimps the crown caps onto the bottles)

    Alternatively, you can buy Grolsch-style homebrew bottles (don't use actual Grolsch bottles - they will blow up as well), or put them in plastic with screwtop lids. Don't, if you can avoid it. It's just wrong.

    Optional kit


    - 1 x Fish Tank Air Pump with clean Aeration Stone (helps with good fast fermentation
    - 1 x Hydrometer (you only need one of these if you want to work out how alcoholic your beer is - if 'somewhere around 4%' is OK with you, you probably don't need to bother with one.)
    - 1 x Beer Heater to keep the beer warmed at a consistent temperature

    Making the Beer

    Right, you've got all that stuff. Here's how to bring it all together into beer, glorious beer. Happily, it's dead easy.

    Step One

    1. Clear the decks. You need a fair amount of space to do this.
    2. Sterilise all your equipment (fermenting bucket, thermometer, spoon, etc) according to the instructions on your sterilising powder. Make sure all sterilant is washed off, or it will kill your beer.
    3. Fill your 3 gallon stockpot about two-thirds full of tap water (2 gallons or 7.5 litres).
    4. Put stockpot full of water on stove. Add 2tsp of gypsum as it warms.
    5. Put your crystal, chocolate and black patent malts in your brewing bag and your Goldings/Challenger hops in the brewing bag and tie the top.
    6. When the stockpot is just starting bubble (NOT boil), slowly stir in the spraymalt and the can of liquid malt extract. (The malt extract's a bit sticky, so warm the can in warm water first to make it runnier.) Expect it to foam a lot. Don't panic.
    7. Stir. Don't let anything stick to the bottom of the pot. And whatever you do DON'T LET IT BOIL OVER. It's a bugger to get off the stove.
    8. As it comes to the boil, add the bag full of hops and crystal malt. Keep stirring to hold down the foaming.
    9. Boil as hard as you can for 40 mins. Don't put a lid on it - it will only encourage the blighter to foam and boil over. Stir occasionally.
    10. At the end of 40 mins, add the Fuggles hops directly to the liquid. This will add bitter hop flavour.
    11. Boil for another 5 minutes, then turn off the heat and leave the liquid to stand. Don't be tempted to go for longer. It will destroy all the magic.
    12. Boil the kettle. This is to rinse out the bag full of hops and malts.
    13. Strain the liquid mixture in the stockpot (the wort) into the fermenting bucket, using the colander. Be really careful - hot sugary water burns like nothing else.
    14. Rinse the bag of hops and crystal into the fermenting bucket, using the kettle of boiling water.
    15. Top the fermenting bucket up to the 5 gallon mark with cold tap water and stir with your long-handled spoon.
    16. Check the temperature is lower than 25°C, then sprinkle the yeast on the surface.
    17. If you're using an air pump, now is the time. Place in fermenting bucket and let is bubble for about 4 hours, then put the lid on.
    18. If you're not using an air pump, put the lid on.
    19. Store in a place where the temperature can be maintained steadily somewhere between 15°C and 25°C. You can wrap your bucket in towels to insulate. Check the temperature daily.
    20. The brew should start to foam/bubble and ferment after 12 to 18 hours.

    Note: Keep the lid on at all times to prevent infection by bacteria that will make your beer go off.

    Step 2

    1. After 3 to 7 days, fermentation will cease and your beer will stop foaming/bubbling, becoming flat.
    2. When you're sure fermentation is over, you'll need to add your finings. These help clear the beer and should be added - and the beer left to stand - according to the instructions on the packet. Once that's done, your beer is ready to bottle.
    3. Sterilise your bottles, funnel, syphon and crown caps. Make sure the sterilising solution is washed off completely, or it will kill your beer!
    4. Being careful not to stir up the yeast sediment at the bottom, move your fermenting bin back to the kitchen.
    5. Pour a half teaspoon of sugar into each bottle. Use the funnel.
    6. Siphon your beer into the bottles, being careful to leave 1.5 to 2 inches of air in the top of each.
    7. Crown cap your bottles and leave for a minimum of three weeks. Bottles should be stored where the temperature is between 15°C and 25°C.
    8. Don't open until the beer has cleared. You can usually tell when this has happened, even with the dark brown bottles, by holding up against the light. If it's clear and you can hear angels singing, it's ready to drink.

    Tuesday, 4 May 2010

    Prize winners and photos from the 2010 Beer Challenge

    The results are a bit late and a bit incomplete, on account of the fact that I was a quite drunk by the end of the day and very probably threw away the deranged daubings that counted as score sheets for the labels and names. My bad. Happily, I still have Hugo's immaculate and complete score sheet for best beer, so I've listed first to third for labels/names, but included full results for best beer.

    Really hope you enjoyed the day. For me, this picture of Big Gay Al winning best beer really captures the spirit of the occasion.

















    (If you have any pics to share, send them to me and I'll add them to the gallery)

    Best beer
    1. Romp of Runnymede (Big Gay Al Davis)
    2. Tom Bell (Myles Willingale)
    3. Goodhead (Kate Hazledine)
    3. Raspbeery (Steve Dobson)
    3. Beer (Sean Parry)
    4. Frazzled Monkey (Max Parry Woodwhammer)
    5. Hopocalyse (Craig Hazledine)
    6. Tipsy Monkey (Max Parry Woodwhammer)
    7. Rotund Yorkshire Sailor (Uzi)
    7. I Can't Believe It's Not Butter Beer (Kayte Cable)
    7. Yellow and Blue (Anna Rosell)
    7. Haaneken (Nicole de Haan)
    8. I Bit Off Terry Nutkins' Finger Mwah-ha-ha (Richard Cable)
    8. Flyer's Folly (Phil Boast)
    9. George's Best (Chris Greenwood)
    9. Grumpy Monkey (Uli Kleinsteuber)
    9. Ragged Rabbit (David John, Dan Crowley)


    Best name
    1. I Can't Believe It's Not Butter Beer (Kayte Cable)
    2. Beer (Sean Parry)
    3. Goodhead (Kate Hazledine)

    Best label
    1. Yellow and Blue (Anna Rosell)
    2. Beer (Sean Parry, Ben Gilbey)
    3. Ragged Rabbit (David John, Dan Crowley)

    If you enjoyed the day, drop a comment in the comments section below. It only takes a minute!

    Sunday, 14 February 2010

    2010 Grand Prix Beer Recipe: Chertsey Otter Ale

    Chertsey Otter Ale (2010)

    This is the standard competition beer recipe, named for the elusive Chertsey Otter.

    The Recipe

    The following recipe will make you 5 gallons - approximately 40 pints. The average cost of a homebrewed pint is about 75p. You know it makes sense.

    Ingredients

    These ingredients are available from any homebrew shop.

    1.8kg can of Muntons Medium Malt Extract (a gloopy brown syrup)
    500g bag Muntons Wheat Malt (an off-white powder)
    113g of Crushed Crystal Malt (looks like muesli/gravel)
    1kg of Brewing Sugar (a fine brilliant white powder) or bog standard white granulated sugar
    113 g of Fuggles Hops (looks like a bag of dried green leaves)
    1 packet Dry Ale Yeast - preferably Safale s-04 Dry Ale Yeast (comes in little 12g silver foil packs)
    2 teaspoons of Gypsum (an off-white, chalky powder)

    Brewing Equipment


    You can beg, borrow or share a lot of this stuff with your friends.

    1 x Stockpot or similarly large saucepan (3 gallon
    1 x 5 gallon Fermenting Bucket with Lid
    1 x Brewing Thermometer
    1 x Long Handled Spoon (stainless steel or heatproof plastic)
    1 x Brewing Bag for hops and crystal malt
    1 x Large Colander or Strainer (metal not plastic)
    1 x Siphon Tube
    1 x Funnel
    1 x Chlorine-based Sterilising Powder


    Bottling

    You will need bottles sufficient to hold 36 to 40 pints. Equipment listed is for glass bottles with crown caps, because they look great and your beer just tastes better coming out of them.


    40 x One Pint Bottles (you can either buy these new or recycle commercial ale bottles - these should be the robust, heavy duty type, i.e. Bombardier, not flimsy lager bottles that will blow up during fermentation)
    1 x 100 Crown Caps (cheapest to buy in bags of 100)
    1 x Crown Capper (a device that crimps the crown caps onto the bottles)

    Alternatively, you can buy Grolsch-style homebrew bottles (don't use actual Grolsch bottles - they will blow up as well), or put them in plastic with screwtop lids. Don't, if you can avoid it. It's just wrong.

    Optional kit


    1 x Fish Tank Air Pump with clean Aeration Stone (helps with good fast fermentation
    1 x Hydrometer (you only need one of these if you want to work out how alcoholic your beer is - if 'somewhere around 3.5%' is OK with you, you probably don't need to bother with one.)
    1 x Beer Heater to keep the beer warmed at a consistent temperature

    Making the Beer

    Right, you've got all that stuff. Here's how to bring it all together into beer, glorious beer. Happily, it's dead easy.

    Step One

    1. Clear the decks. You need a fair amount of space to do this.
    2. Sterilise all your equipment (fermenting bucket, thermometer, spoon, etc) according to the instructions on your sterilising powder. Make sure all sterilant is washed off, or it will kill your beer.
    3. Fill your 3 gallon stockpot about two-thirds full of tap water (2 gallons or 7.5 litres).
    4. Put stockpot full of water on stove to heat up. Add 2tsp of gypsum as it warms.
    5. Put your 113g (4oz) of crystal malt and about three-quarters of your Fuggles hops in the brewing bag and tie the top.
    6. When the stockpot is just starting bubble (NOT boil), slowly stir in the 500g of wheat malt and the can of malt extract. (The malt extract's a bit sticky, so warm the can in warm water first to make it runnier.) Expect it to foam a lot. Don't panic.
    7. Stir. Don't let anything stick to the bottom of the pot. And whatever you do DON'T LET IT BOIL OVER. It's a bugger to get off the stove.
    8. As it comes to the boil, add the bag full of hops and crystal malt. Keep stirring to hold down the foaming.
    9. Boil as hard as you can for 50 mins. Don't put a lid on it - it will only encourage the blighter to foam and boil over. Stir occasionally.
    10. Add the remaining Fuggles hops directly to the liquid. This will add an extra bit of magic to the flavour.
    11. Boil for another 10 minutes, then turn off the heat and leave the liquid to stand.
    12. Boil the kettle. This is to rinse out the bag full of hops and crystal.
    13. Pour the 1kg bag of sugar (brewing or granulated) into the bottom of the sterilised 5 gallon fermenting bucket.
    14. Strain the liquid mixture in the stockpot (the wort) into the fermenting bucket, using the colander. Be really careful - hot sugary water burns like nothing else.
    15. Rinse the bag of hops and crystal into the fermenting bucket, using the kettle of boiling water.
    16. Top the fermenting bucket up to the 5 gallon mark with cold tap water and stir with your long-handled spoon.
    17. Check the temperature is lower than 25°C, then sprinkle the yeast on the surface.
    18. If you're using an air pump, now is the time. Place in fermenting bucket and let is bubble for about 4 hours, then put the lid on.
    19. If you're not using an air pump, put the lid on.
    20. Store in a place where the temperature can be maintained steadily somewhere between 15°C and 25°C. You can wrap your bucket in towels to insulate. Check the temperature daily.
    21. The brew should start to foam/bubble and ferment after 12 to 18 hours.

    Note: Keep the lid on at all times to prevent infection by bacteria that will make your beer go off.

    Step 2

    1. After 3 to 7 days, fermentation will cease and your beer will stop foaming/bubbling, becoming flat.
    2. When you're sure fermentation is over, you'll need to add your finings. These help clear the beer and should be added - and the beer left to stand - according to the instructions on the packet. Once that's done, your beer is ready to bottle.
    3. Sterilise your bottles, funnel, syphon and crown caps. Make sure the sterilising solution is washed off completely, or it will kill your beer!
    4. Being careful not to stir up the yeast sediment at the bottom, move your fermenting bin back to the kitchen.
    5. Pour a half teaspoon of sugar into each bottle. Use the funnel.
    6. Siphon your beer into the bottles, being careful to leave 1.5 to 2 inches of air in the top of each.
    7. Crown cap your bottles and leave for a minimum of three weeks. Bottles should be stored where the temperature is between 15°C and 25°C.
    8. Don't open until the beer has cleared. You can usually tell when this has happened, even with the dark brown bottles, by holding up against the light. If it's clear and you can hear angels singing, it's ready to drink.

    Saturday, 13 February 2010

    Origins of the Chertsey Beer Challenge

    The inaugural Chertsey Beer Challenge was held in 2009 and organised by the Chertsey Otters RFC, whose members came up with the idea during the dire England vs Ireland Six Nations match last year.

    Having drunk a lot of beer, we reasoned: how difficult can it be to make your own? Not difficult at all, as it happens.

    The idea behind the Challenge is for amateur/rank-beginner brewers to have a crack at making their own beer, and for that beer to be judged by a professional brewer who actually knows what he's talking about.

    We expanded the competition to include 'Best name' and 'Best label' categories, because a decent beer always has a cracking name and a label to match. Plus, it encourages our brewers to make their beers a team effort and express the full range of their creativity. Or something.

    In a fit of patriotism we decided it should be held annually on the nearest weekend to St George's Day.

    The Beer Challenge is about having a go. All-comers - especially the under-represented female brewers among you - are welcome. And it's definitely the taking part that counts!

    Prize winners and photos from the 2009 Beer Challenge

    The final of the inaugural Chertsey St George's Day Beer Challenge was held on Sunday 26 February 2009. The standard of the entries, which included a Tudor butter beer and a late entry all the way from Argentina, was absolutely outstanding.


    Photos from the day: http://www.flickr.com/photos/37893203@N08/sets/72157617404517676/ [LINK]

    The Results

    Best name

    1. Floozing Flax Wench (Kayte Cable)
    2. The Otterman Empire (Uli Kleinsteuber)
    3. Blind Lynesman (Craig Hazledine)

    Best label

    1. Woodwammer (Ben Gilbey)
    2. Dragon Slayer (Debbie Greenwood)
    3. The Otterman Empire (Kate Lumsden)
    Best beer

    1. Willingale's Willing Ale (Myles Willingale) - 12 points (of 14 possible)
    2. No Thanks I'm Driving (Richard Cable) - 12 points
    3. B'George (Steve Dobson) - 11 points
    4. Woodwammer (Sean Parry) - 11 points
    5. Patricio's Beer (Patricio Zapata) - 10 points
    6. Queen B (Big Gay Al Davis) - 9 points
    7. The Otterman Empire (Uli Kleinsteuber) - 7 points
    8. Blind Lynesman (Craig Hazeldine) - 7 points
    9. Dragon Slayer (Chris Greenwood) - 6 points
    10. The Unknown Soldier (Patrick Martin) - 5 points
    11. Floozing Flax Wench (Kayte Cable) - Ungraded

    Congratulations to everyone who took part. A fantastic day and a great standard all round!